Truly, I cannot fucking deal with people pointing out/lecturing me about my sunburn. You aren’t being clever and you aren’t being helpful; you’re being a sanctimonious dickwad whether you intended to be or not.

I use sunscreen all the time. Every time I’m outside for more than 20 minutes. I reapply it every two hours and every 80-ish minutes if I’m in water. And yet I still sometimes get burned fairly badly, despite taking every possible precaution. What am I supposed to do, not leave the house?